Obama Visits Israel, Says Boring Stuff

Obama visited Israel today as part of his Middle East tour. He toured Yad Vashem (the Holocaust Museum) and bomb-riddled Sderot, among other things, and gave a speech in which he said:

I'm here on this trip to reaffirm the special relationship between Israel and the United States and my abiding commitment to Israel's security and my hope that I can serve as an effective partner, whether as a U.S. senator or as president.

He said some other stuff too, I think, but I fell asleep in the middle and when I woke up at the end, he was saying that part over again.

But more importantly, this is my dog:

He gave a speech in which he said:

Ruh-Row!