Give them food.
Here we have two Israelis and two Palestinians sharing in my birthday feast. I think it's pretty clear what we need to do now. We need to go over there...and throw a dinner party. That's all they need. Some meatloaf will fix them right up.
Fear not, readers. Pictures and video, along with a full play-by-play, will be posted soon. Of the competition, obviously.
Do you recognize this man?
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